Desperate times call for desperate Qaedas

And then it happened…I was trying to be good.  Posting things that were a little less delicate in their subject matter…but then I came back from lunch with none other than the author of WTF (great blog).

Lunch was awesome.  We laughed – a lot like we always do.  We pondered over the things that make this globe go ’round and we thought we achieved world peace until…drumroll please.

I had the unfortunate pleasure of reading an article about, come closer because I have to whisper this, Ayman al-Zawahri – Al Qaeda’s number 2 – pronounced dumm – azz.

Mr. DumbAss referred to President Elect Obama, Colin Powell, and ‘Condie’ as “house Negroes”.  It was apparently his desperate attempt to reach out to the “weak and oppressed” Muslims to garner their support.

Now, I’m no expert in gathering support from the masses, but couldn’t he come up with something better than “house Negroes”?  What does that mean?  IDK, “civilized American” would that be more appropriate?

Since I don’t know the answer and I don’t think that someone who lives in a cave is probably the most credible resource for name calling, I’ll leave you with this:

If Mr. DumbAss is number 2, doesn’t that make him ‘poo’?

**NOTE – I don’t want to be put onto any Patriot Act watchlist for reporting on what’s ‘swimming in my head’.  This is merely a commentary documenting a fundamental basic that Confucius should probably add to his repertoir – Confucius say: “Terrorist cave dweller whose rank is number 2, should be ignored because he’s nothing but poo.”